Oh I am sure to pass the ding a ling test.
I did fail the zig zag relay
and on the Honest Dork Quiz, I passed
with flying colors!
Now as for being a bird - ‘tis true
cause soaring is what I like to do
but I fear I the ding a ling
would cause me to loose the gift of rhyme.
Not a chance,
Soaring Feather Pants!