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The Dragonflie's Lair~Thread XLV
Poets of The Lair
| November 30, 2007
| Soaring Feather
Posted on 11/30/2007 7:48:14 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6
Just damn LADY JAG now that is genius at work LOL!
981
posted on
12/15/2007 4:53:08 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; Soaring Feather; Bethbg79; bitt; blackie; Boazo; ...
A LOT OF PEOPLE FORGET TO PACK THEIR EMERGENCY BEER.
THIS MAN DIDN'T FORGET.
Man Peed Way Out Of Avalanche
From ananova.com
January 27, 2005 |
|
 A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. |
982
posted on
12/15/2007 4:57:33 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: tomkow6
You bundle up buddy, and stay off the roads.
To: Lady Jag
Now that guy used his head! oooops!
To: NY Attitude; Soaring Feather; Kathy in Alaska; WayzataJOHNN; tomkow6
The Blizzard of ‘78 was a beaut. Turned Route 128 into a parking lot and it took some people the better part of a week to get home. That was one time when my loved ones and I were blessed and we all got home before the worst.
Coming on a weekend, all we have to do for tonight’s storm is concern ourselves with snow removal at home, and the big self-propelled snowblower will make small work of it.
The further north you go, the more amazing the snow equipment is - and bigger.
985
posted on
12/15/2007 5:17:52 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Soaring Feather
Brilliant of you ask me.
On second thought, guys do pee on everything . . .
986
posted on
12/15/2007 5:19:24 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Lady Jag; devolve; All
Let’s just call him “The Man With The Golden - PEE”. James Bond strikes again..........
987
posted on
12/15/2007 5:21:13 PM PST
by
potlatch
("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
To: Lady Jag
On second thought, guys do pee on everything . . . Now, now ladies, be nice.
988
posted on
12/15/2007 5:25:37 PM PST
by
NY Attitude
(You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
To: Lady Jag
OMG its a Christmas Miracle!
Pee’s on Earth! good will toward men!
989
posted on
12/15/2007 5:27:33 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Lady Jag
I just read this to my Mom, she was cracking up.
990
posted on
12/15/2007 5:28:57 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Lady Jag
We have an uncontrollable urge to write our names in the snow.
Its best, when its in a womans hand writing.
991
posted on
12/15/2007 5:31:02 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Lady Jag
Was that the Buffalo Blizzard?? I think that one took over many states.
To: potlatch
Gold... Pee pee...the man with the magic gun..
993
posted on
12/15/2007 5:38:05 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: devolve; mylife
994
posted on
12/15/2007 5:40:51 PM PST
by
potlatch
("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
To: potlatch
Yup! Its magic!
995
posted on
12/15/2007 5:43:48 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
996
posted on
12/15/2007 5:45:51 PM PST
by
potlatch
("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
To: NY Attitude
LOL! Hole mah beer and watch this.
Your assignment, should you accept it, is to practice Hillary's girlfriend's handwriting.
997
posted on
12/15/2007 5:53:34 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Lady Jag
Interesting thought but she is probably fugly.
998
posted on
12/15/2007 6:07:08 PM PST
by
NY Attitude
(You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
To: Lady Jag; NY Attitude; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; All
It has begun-snowing and blowing and cold.
To: Soaring Feather
1,000
posted on
12/15/2007 6:07:43 PM PST
by
NY Attitude
(You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
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