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To: EveningStar
Some women will tell you that bald guys are sexy. But they also claim that size doesn’t matter. Well, I can assure you that there are very few supermodels out there looking for a bald guy with a tiny penis.

Anyway, I feel for this guy. What we he supposed to do? He could have gotten implants, I suppose. But that can cost thousands of dollars and it ends up looking about as natural as a cornfield on a hockey rink.

25 posted on 11/24/2007 10:44:54 AM PST by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: Jaysun

“Well, I can assure you that there are very few supermodels out there looking for a bald guy with a tiny penis.”

Ah, but there’s always the size of your wallet to make all that go away.


41 posted on 11/24/2007 11:21:32 AM PST by toddlintown (Five bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: Jaysun
Well, I can assure you that there are very few supermodels out there looking for a bald guy with a tiny penis.

No. They're looking for someone to accept them as the shallow, self-absorbed, silicone stuffed, phonies they truly are...

49 posted on 11/24/2007 11:47:18 AM PST by Snardius
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To: Jaysun
“Of course I stopped payment on the check!!!! You gave me doll hair!!!!”
67 posted on 11/25/2007 10:19:03 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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