[heartwood]

“Nothing in my training prepared me for what we were witnessing,” James Penniston, a retired U.S. Air Force pilot, told the panel. He said the UFO, with “blue and yellow lights swirling around the exterior”, was “warm to the touch and felt like metal.”
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Umm, he touched it? In the presence of 80 witnesses? As it hovered close to the ground, or did he open his canopy mid-flight? Did the wings of his aircraft get in the way?

Is he a real retired Air Force pilot, or a fake, like some of those medal winners and Iraqi war criminal veterans? Or did the publication make him up out of whole cloth?

Inquiring minds WANT to know.

[eastforker]

Inquiring minds WANT to know............Then read about what realy happened, he touched it while it was on the ground and yes he is as legitamate as ever.

[skeptoid]

I guess the UFO'ers are done, so I’ll say that yeah, the narrative obviously bogus, and the article is a hermeneutical disaster. . .

.. .. . ..so it must have been on COAST TO COAST, eh?

Swing away, (Art) Bellhops.