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To: Daffynition

Now, that our salad days are upon us, lettuce begin the puns. I am sure we will come up with some 24 carrot puns, plus some that leave the English language radished. If we can consistently make bad puns, we may even earn a decent celery, doing so. Of course, we could end up like the cucumber, in a real pickle. We will have to see how many we can spinach. There are some cabbage heads, who will insist we are violating Cole’s law. Perhaps, this is all due to a leek at the very highest levels. Maybe someone can turnip some new puns.


47 posted on 11/10/2007 4:00:10 PM PST by punster
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To: punster

I relish your post, I’m just trying to ketchup on this thread, please don’t think I’m being a hot dog.

Romantically speaking I saw sage and chose Rosemary and by damn it was about thyme. I’ve never viewed anyone that could beet her. She does make a very nice celery and you should see her “house” dressing, hose up to here, and that’s the naked truth.


48 posted on 11/10/2007 4:53:12 PM PST by Hilltop (?)
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To: punster
Applely I'd oblige ... but youse guys are so so far outta my league, I hardly dare to mate your cleverness. ;-D


49 posted on 11/10/2007 5:05:56 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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