[NicknamedBob]

"LP? Easy enough to swap. One place I worked at had electric lifts. Someone didn’t secure one of the batteries correctly once and it went sliding across the floor when they took a corner a bit fast. It’ll get your attention when a 1-ton+ battery goes zipping by you..."

That story needs work.

Now if he was transporting several bags of driveway halite, you could say the driver was disciplined for a salt and battery misdemeanor.

[Tax-chick]

I didn’t understand a word of that, but I’m sure you’re right.

[Dead Corpse]

N’uck...