Uh-oh...
I can’t lift bowling balls. Even with two hands.
Not to worry.
The incoming space rock got vaped by the missing bowling ball.
I’m still waiting to hear what happened to teh space spambots.
Theory goes NNB dumped a wheelbarrow of dwarven processed granola waste into the teleFRAG at the space spambots.
Voila, no mess, no spambots.