I do now...
A married Russian couple are walking through Red Square when the weather suddenly takes a turn for the worse: “Oh great,” sighs the woman, ‘”snow”. “That’s not snow” protests her husband, “that’s rain!’”
The two continue to disagree and the argument becomes quite heated. Just then, the man spots a communist friend walking on the other side of the street. He shouts to him, “Hey, Rudolph! Is it snowing or raining?” Rudolph looks up to the sky and without hesitation replies, “It’s raining - definitely!”
As he moves on, the man smiles at his wife. “What are you looking so smug about?” she snaps, “that doesn’t prove anything!” “Ah but it does,’ says the man, ‘Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
LOL!
That is such a BAD joke!
I’m going to have to send it to my daughter.
:-D
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:pulls self up off floor by chair seat:
*snort*
How fortunate that it was "rain," and not mist, drip, drizzle, downpour, gusher or one of the 43-odd other degrees of "rain" that we have here in Seattle.
("Rain" is defined as the rate of precipitation at which the average Seattleite begins to accelerate his/her walking pace to/from the car to the supermarket. A pace 25% faster indicates "heavy rain.")