[Tax-chick]

Nobody goes to Jupiter anymore. It's too crowded.

You have to call it "Zeus" now, since Pat and the Hellenists have moved there.

[Das Outsider]

You have to call it "Zeus" now, since Pat and the Hellenists have moved there.

Oh, great! We just voted on renaming it "Steve's Milky Way Hookup Shack for Silicon-Based Life Forms," but then you have to come and play Dr. Buzzkill. ;)

All right, we'll call it "Zeus"--but a lot of people, and genetically similar interstellar travelers, may come expecting to see an exhibition of the planet formerly named SMWHSSBLF's flora and fauna.

On the plus side, we might be able to sell "I Traveled Across Nine Star Systems and All I Got Was This Poorly Made Venutian T-Shirt" T-shirts (and perhaps, sweatshirts) to the disappointed tourists. Not to mention other Jovian kitsch souvenirs.

Think about it.