[Darksheare]

I just de-haired myself through radiant heat methods.
Was quite painless when I did that.
My parents weren’t very appreciative.

[Dead Corpse]

When we were still smokers, Zon tried to demonstrate her "hotness" in an entirely new and slightly scary way. Neither of us had noticed that the plastic casing on her Bic lighter had a series of cracks allowing the butane a certain latitude in it's confinement.

The resultant fireball was spectacular. While a majority of the damage done was merely cosmetic, it was none the less a bit of a shock. Her eyebrows and bangs were none to happy to the exposure to the event however...