Sorry. I had two brothers who delighted in teasing me, but never regaled me with wicked good stories of Anti-Claus.
If they had, I might see Christmas a little differently, now.
That is a crime!
Everyone should hear of the Anti-Claus!
Your brothers were most wickedly neglectful in their sibling duty to pass on the tale!
As best as anyone can recall, and memory of those long years is faded and hazy at best due to spiked egg nog, it all began over meatloaf and fruitcake.