Posted on 11/04/2007 11:30:22 AM PST by Fennie
Nazi UFO Electromagnetic Propulsion & Antigravity Technology
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Admin Moderator.
Admin Moderator can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
Admin Moderator doesn’t read books. Admin Moderator stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Admin Moderator does a pushup, Admin Moderator isn’t lifting himself up - Admin Moderator is pushing the Earth down.
Admin Moderator does not sleep. Admin Moderator waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Admin Moderator has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Admin Moderator.
Admin Moderator does not get frostbite. Admin Moderator bites frost.
Admin Moderator is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no such thing as global warming. Admin Moderator was cold, so Admin Moderator turned the sun up.
Admin Moderator doesn’t wear a watch. Admin Moderator decides what time it is.
Admin Moderator gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Admin Moderator can slam a revolving door.
Admin Moderator is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Faster than a speeding bullet... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ... yes, these are some of Admin Moderator’s warm-up exercises.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed ... unless it meets Admin Moderator.
I always post facing Fresno.
My son-in-law is from Fresno, so that makes me immune...
When they go to Disneyland, dose Micky Mouse and the rest of the charactors line up for their autograph.
Mickey pays me for being tolerant...
Admin Moderators don’t go to Disneyland....Free Republic IS the Happiest Place On Earth!
And you live in Anaheim?
Go to Fresno, young man, go to Fresno...that’s where FR life begins!
A-aight...I’m off to beddy-bye...Ta...
Fresno is like the primordial ooze from which all intelligent life on the internet has sprung.
Good Night ‘Face!
Good morning, representative of everyone.
.65” of rain at my house; maybe other locations got more. Doesn’t make a dent in the drought, but at least it will settle the dust.
My goodness, she looks old! My mother is ten years older, but looks better than Hillary by a long shot!
Mrs. Clinton has had her hair done professionally, though. The color looks nice. I need to color mine brown again; I think the gray has passed the 75% point!
Pretty snow there ...
It’s too dark to tell what it’s doing outside, so I looked it up online. 40F and dry, for now.
As Igor would say, “It’s not the years: It’s the mileage.”
She definitely looks like 40 miles of bad road. *shudder*
29 in my little corner of the desert. Supposed to get up to 45 today. My power bill is showing the weather change.
Upper 30’s here. I like to say, “It’s not the years; it’s the babies!”
LOL!
That might work for you, but for Hitlery...well...I suspect plastic surgery wouldn’t do much for her.
My face doesn’t look old - it’s just the gray hair. I think Hillary’s already had some work done. It seems like people age much faster when the “lifts” start to descend than they would if they’d just left things alone.
My face did’nt look “old” until I lost all that weight so fast. Now I have hollows in my cheeks. I have some streaks of gray, but when it’s wet, it looks as dark as ever. (Mostly dark red...)
Gotta run! We’re leading the music at the Spanish Mass today, and we need to practice. Then we need to be there early so the parish music director can show us how to use the sound system. (Anoreth will be our Sound Geek.)
Der Prinz is nervous about playing the guitar for the public, but I think he’ll like it once he tries it :-).
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