[Palladin]

HAHAHAHAHAH! Thank you, Philadelphia, and Gov. Rendell, for transporting so many of your ugly ducklings to our little town of Williamsport, PA.

Now we can revel in their sense of style: pants slung low over cheesy underwear; gross tattoos; baseball hats on backwards; oversized white tee-shirts.

We can enjoy looking at their unusual physiques: women so big you can’t tell if they’re preggers with quints or just plain fat.

Their lifestyle: Sitting on the porch in midafternoon, when taxpayers are out working, drinking Ripple from brown paper bags.

Oh, Philadelphia, town of brotherly love and vision of William Penn: How far you have fallen!

[NRA1995]

HAHAHAHAHAH! Thank you, Philadelphia, and Gov. Rendell, for transporting so many of your ugly ducklings to our little town of Williamsport, PA. Now we can revel in their sense of style: pants slung low over cheesy underwear; gross tattoos; baseball hats on backwards; oversized white tee-shirts. We can enjoy looking at their unusual physiques: women so big you can’t tell if they’re preggers with quints or just plain fat. Their lifestyle: Sitting on the porch in midafternoon, when taxpayers are out working, drinking Ripple from brown paper bags.

Sounds like those of us in Maryland owe you an apology for sending you refugees from Dundalk and Glen Burnie!

[JerriBlank]

“Oh, Philadelphia, town of brotherly love and vision of William Penn: How far you have fallen!”

Are you done swooning?

Philly is coming up just fine. Our housing market is stable, money is being poured all over the city in improvements... University City looks great, Northern Liberties looks great... there is always lots to do and see!

It’s a great time to live here!