[Man50D]

This is a great story! It also proves its important to make sure your parrot’s batteries are fully charged.

[Moonman62]

That reminds me of a joke about a parrot named Chet.

[Rhetorical pi2]

This story is similar to one I read last week.

I believe it was in the U.K., where a man was awakened by his parrot who was saying, “Hello, Hello...”

Realizing the bird spoke when someone entered the house, the fella got his gun and shot the intruder.

‘Looks like dogs have got to pick it up a bit in the security area if they don’t want to be replaced by Pit Bull Parrots.

[Aliska]

That IS a wonderful story. My smoke alarm was chirping, but I thought a critter was in the house, maybe a chipmunk but it didn't exactly sound like one, so I went, bought, and set a Havahart trap.

Finally someone on a group figured out it must be the smoke alarm. It was; the batteries were going dead. I took them out because it was driving me nuts. The sound kept moving. That's because two smoke alarms were going at once.

[Kevmo]

A new wrinkle in the dogs vs. cats saga: Parrots gain a point.

Dogs 1, Cats 1, Birds 1

[lesser_satan]

"I remember my dad grabbing me and the bird and ran out of the house," Tyler Conwell said.

Glad the parrot made it out and isn't pinin' for the fjords.