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This is Greta Van Susteren, I’m speaking with Park Ranger Perper, who discovered the dead bird.
GVS: ‘So, ranger, what kind of bird did you find?’
Ranger: It was a wild turkey
GVS: That’s not an endangered species is it?
Ranger: No, but it is out of season.
GVS: Right, so when you found the turkey, there was a coyote walking away from the scene, right?
Ranger: Yes there was.
GVS: What did the coyote tell you?
Ranger: Well the female coyote, was very cooperative, she said she had seen the turkey bathing in the creek , so she thought it might have a fever. The turkey said, “don’t leave “ but the coyote left anyway.
GVS: What do you think killed the turkey, was there any blood, feathers injuries? We know that turkeys cannot fly.
Ranger: There was a lot of blood.
GVS: So?
Ranger: Well, we asked the coyote, since she had seen everything and it was her opinion the turkey died from Avian Flu.
GVS: That makes sense.
GVS: That’s our show for tonight - stay tuned for Geraldo whose interview with Rita Cosby makes me sick!