No I’m not, I’m short dark and sometimes sceery.
And I have failed “Trial by Feline”, you are exposed to a cat, and the cat’s reaction determines your fate.
Cat yawned at me, hence I am sentencecd to a life of weirdness and mayhem.
And that doesn’t add up to “awesome?”
In my book it does. Mostly because I’ve been possessed by one or more felines several times in my life.
Which means my density is wierdness and mayhem and total servitude to my feline Overlords. (Or Overladies...)