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the asking times ^ | oct 13 2007 | john doe

[Darksheare]

Adds up to “Heh, you’re doomed dude” for me.
All I long for is a quiet spot, beneath a shade tree, with hot tea.. and an unclawed lap...
*chuckle*

Once you are spotted by the feline Eye, you are in their system, and will be an object of their amusement for all eternity and beyond.

[darkangel82]

The typo virus again?

[Darksheare]

Probably.

[Monkey Face]

No...see...the way it works is that Darks lurks and I typo. I lurk and he knows I’m there, but he doesn’t typo.

It’s been that way from The Beginning...June of 2004

[darkangel82]

Six months before I came on FR, so I missed the beginning. We need to find a way to zot the typo virus; in the meantime just use spell check.

[Monkey Face]

The only way I know Darks is online is when I look at my posts and they suddenly have typos in them. (Unless he posts, of course.)

You’d have to know me better to understand that, but I DO NOT misspell words.

[Darksheare]

The typo virus has it’s origins in The Dimensional Doors threads, back in early 2001 or so.
It has been a plague and a trouble to me ever since.
It started out with ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’, and the theory weas that Mo1 started it off.
Truth is, it was my mere presence that started the typo virus.
I am patient zero, the first people infected with the typo virus were grannie9, Mo1, and sweetliberty.
(I’m sorry about teh typo virus gals. But you got better!)

[Monkey Face]

...(I’m sorry about teh typo virus gals. But you got better!)

Not ME!!! I still do it.

[Darksheare]

It took awhile.
Like from 2002 to last year...

[Monkey Face]

I suspect I’ll always do it, since we seem to have such a wierd connection in the first place. ;o]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You’d have to know me better to understand that, but I DO NOT misspell words.

I do it all the time. But typos are not mere misspellings, they transcend such to become true colossi of miscommunication.

I blame misspellings on my brain but typso are Darks fault. (Or this blasted wireless keyboard.)

[Monkey Face]

I chhose to blam Darks. Hes the reson I have an altar evo.

[NicknamedBob]

Typos are the revenge extracted by the alien beings I have conquered and condemned to do my bidding for the rest of my life.

They are my slaves, and they MUST obey me.

But just because they are called fingers, doesn’t mean they don’t have a life of their own. They plot their revenge, and send secret messages in the typos.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Hes the reson I have an altar evo.

Does it have a statue of Charles Darwin on it?

And have you been to icanhascheezburger.com?

Truly 'orrible misspellings. Some as bad as l33t speak.

[Darksheare]

I have tracked down the original Dimensional Doors thread, the very first, the site of the beginning of the infection...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

But just because they are called fingers, doesn’t mean they don’t have a life of their own

The fingers made me do it?

[Monkey Face]

Chales Darwin? No. but I think the Cheezbrglar katz r at wurk heer.

WHAT’S WRONG WIHT ME???? ARRRGH!!

[Darksheare]

The lone bottle tried to make good it’s escape.
But this was not to be.
Outside the protective confines of it’s six pack, it was an easy mark.
Separated from it’s herd, it was vulnerable to predators.
And there came one now!
Grab! Grab!
The bottle tried vainly to break the heavy grasp that held it!
Too late!
It’s cap was viciously torn off, and it’s liquid guts were consumed.
It’s thirst unslaked, the predatory hand went back for another one..

[sionnsar]

Hi, all. Home *finally*! Long day, starting with the NA/German teleconf, and most of the rest on tapes of the meeting two weeks ago with mostly non-native English speakers. (But their English is far better than my Japanese, Korean, Swedish, Norwegian, German and Arabic.) Hope I can wrap that up tomorrow...

[Monkey Face]

Don’t bring it here, Darks....

I won’t be responsible for what happens...

Honster!