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| bethtopaz
Posted on 08/31/2007 1:11:23 PM PDT by bethtopaz
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To: holymoly
What is the deal with those NutriSystem commercials all the time. I thought Nutrisystem was big in the 80s...did not know it was popular today. I love how they have the “silver” plan, the woman plan, the man plan. It all looks gross to me.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:22:42 PM PDT
by
AUJenn
To: bethtopaz
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:22:44 PM PDT
by
johnny7
("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
To: bethtopaz
Goody’s and Stanback are two brands of powdered aspirin that are very popular in the South. You put the powder on your tongue, try hard not to breathe, and wash down with tour favorite beverage. Tastes awful........works great, and fast! When I’m in trouble with a killer headache, it’s the answer.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:22:52 PM PDT
by
weeder
To: bethtopaz
I prefer BEER ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE LIVER
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:22:55 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: bethtopaz
These commercials are really interesting on one level: If you listen carefully you’ll notice that they make *no* claims about the product whatsoever. They don’t say what it does or doesn’t do for that matter.
It’s like that older ad for a silverish bracelet, I forget what it was called. If you pay attention to the ad, they don’t ever make any statement that it does anything at all, other than people saying “It’s great!” or “I love it!” even though clearly they were insinuating that it had some kind of magical magnetic or other effect. But they never said anything exactly.
I find it to be a wonderful commentary on a funny part of our culture. People will buy stuff for no reason at all.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:23:22 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: SlowBoat407
You said: This thread is useless without...
Oh, who am I kidding? This thread is just useless
I say: I’ve had a lot of good laughs at some of the replies - it cheered me up today.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:24:35 PM PDT
by
bethtopaz
(A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you hav)
To: bethtopaz
You know who used to use Head-On?
That’s right, Hitler.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:24:41 PM PDT
by
Hazwaste
(Now with added lemony freshness!)
To: bethtopaz
And then there's the always-yelling, spastic hand-talker, Billy Mays:
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:24:51 PM PDT
by
holymoly
(The Second Amendment - Americas' original "Department of Homeland Security".)
To: bethtopaz
Sure, it's annoying. But consider how effective people like you make it. First, you know the NAME OF THE PRODUCT. Second, you give it recognition in a national forum. Keep up the good work and we may see even more commercials just like it!
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:25:42 PM PDT
by
DJ Frisat
(SPAM: best in the can and in sammiches -- not for use on computers.)
To: I see my hands
Now that is torture! Hey, they should use that video to get information out the endless parade of human degree (Islamic Radical Terrorists).
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:26:02 PM PDT
by
bethtopaz
(A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you hav)
To: AUJenn
It is kind of funny, but wearisome after a while.
It reminds me of something that would have been on SNL when they were sometimes funny, way back in the 70’s
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:26:11 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(Go Hunter!)
To: Ramius
I find it to be a wonderful commentary on a funny part of our culture. People will buy stuff for no reason at all. I always loved Berkeley Breathed's "Bloom County" comics that had Opus jumping out of the shower so he could dial the 1-800 number for some terrific product.
There are lots of very gullible people out there.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:26:13 PM PDT
by
TChris
(Has anyone under Mitt Romney's leadership ever been worse off because he is Mormon?)
To: holymoly
CALL ME NOW
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:26:55 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: MarineBrat
I want to puke when the Viagra commercials start!Hmmm, there's a side effect they never mention in the fine print...
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:26:59 PM PDT
by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: DJ Frisat
We already do...there is now Activ-On, some other “on” for scars, joint pain. I think the commercial is awful, but it is brilliant - EVERYONE knows what it is!
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:27:08 PM PDT
by
AUJenn
To: bethtopaz
All commercials and liberals irritate me, that’s why I never watch TeeVee.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:27:16 PM PDT
by
BARLF
To: bethtopaz
I didn’t need head-on until I came across this thread, you naughty girl...
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:27:19 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
((Victory will never be achieved while defining Conservatism downward, and forsaking its heritage.))
To: HairOfTheDog; ecurbh
Ping...no explanation needed. ;-)
To: evets
I think it instantly changes you into a Hindu.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:27:35 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: bethtopaz
To tell you the truth, I’ve been enjoying it too. Just trying to spur folks on.
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posted on
08/31/2007 1:28:02 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(There's more than one way to burn a book - Ray Bradbury)
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