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MAN WHO KILLED CAT FOUND DEAD




64 posted on 08/21/2007 2:10:13 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve

Lol, glad it’s just a joke but Oscar had 8 more lives anyway!

Luckier than the rest of us!!


68 posted on 08/21/2007 2:16:12 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: Lady Jag

Having pulled over a speeding driver.]

Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?

Foster: Cat Game? What’s the record?

Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?

[They go up to the car.]

Driver: Sorry about the...

Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[The man gives him his license.]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Driver: [laughing] Sorry.

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

Driver: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[Foster stares at him.]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?

Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow?

Driver: I thought...

Foster: Don’t think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[The man laughs.]

Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?

Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]

Foster: You stop laughing right meow!

Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.

Foster: Meow, I’m gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It’s the law.

[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?

[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]

Foster: Meow!


71 posted on 08/21/2007 2:24:59 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lady Jag

LOVE IT! LOL . . . still. :-)


76 posted on 08/21/2007 2:32:49 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: Lady Jag
Oscar at recess with his protege.


94 posted on 08/21/2007 3:51:39 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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