[LexBaird]

Police arrested the couple after a Plover officer remembered seeing several samurai swords in their apartment when he responded to a domestic disturbance call in May.

What a swordid romance these two Plovers had.

[Rennes Templar]

“What a swordid romance these two Plovers had.”

Whew. That’s pretty sharp;I get your point.

I heard the couple was going to Wal-Mart after the gas heist to slash some prices.