Tips for investing those big bucks this year
Here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ..
9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
My brother was enrolling in a new school and had to buy uniforms. A note was sent home that the trousers could be blue or khaki and that the name brands had to be either Dickies, Dockers or Duck Heads.
With paper in hand, my mother proceeds to the department store, unfortunately we were all there to witness the moment. She walks up to the first sales man she sees and says that she needs to see all available Duckies, Dockers and Dickheads. Doing his best to contain his laughter the salesman doesn’t miss a beat as he replies, well Ma’am, I can help you with the Dockers, but the only dickhead we have is the boss and he is on his lunch break.