That one’s good. Can I steal it?
I did, so go for it!
Bubba’s sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly 6 months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor
about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh, no! not Bubba; he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the doctor answers.
The new mother says, “Denise! Wow! That’s a beautiful name! guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise.”
Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The doctor replies, “Denephew.”