3 male dogs (a lab, a pit and a chihuahua) were trying to win the affection of a fancy poodle. She told them that her favorite treats were liver and cheese and that she would choose the one that could court her the best
The lab went first. He told her he would bring her liver and cheese treats with flowers. She said "not bad" and turned to the pit
The pit told her he would bring her heart boxes full of liver and cheese bars
She really liked that. Then they all looked at the chihuahua. The big dogs even snickered.
Suddenly the little dog went after them. He attacked both the lab and the pit, biting and growling. They both backed off and the lab asked "what is wrong with you? The chihuahua growled again as the backed up some more and said "liver alone. cheese mine"
Oh.... heh ;~)
*snicker* :-)