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To: NormsRevenge
I like hot sauce. I like very HOT hot sauce. I thought there wasn't a sauce around that I couldn't handle. Then my wife bought me a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce. Apparently I'm just a big wimp.


9 posted on 07/31/2007 12:34:51 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Yo-Yo

Apparently I’m just a big wimp.

Ditto. lol

But at least we sleep at night. (which I don’t do too well after eating really hot stuff)


12 posted on 07/31/2007 12:38:04 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Welcome to FR. The Virtual Boot Camp for 'infidels' in waiting)
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To: Yo-Yo

I use Dave’s just for cooking. It is way too hot for anyting else. They also make a salsa that is really really hot.
When ever I have a friend shooting their mouth off about how they can handle hot stuff, I give them some of that.
Also, Predator is way too hot


22 posted on 07/31/2007 12:48:28 PM PDT by Holicheese (Zap Razdowler Rules!)
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To: Yo-Yo

I love Dave’s Insanity Sauce, but anything more than a few drops at a time is hard to take. I’ve tried Dave’s salsa as well, and it’s really quite tasty, despite creating a sensation akin to flames shooting out of your eye sockets.


28 posted on 07/31/2007 1:02:00 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (There are two kinds of people: those who get it, and those who need to.)
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To: Yo-Yo
I was into hot sauce a while back and bought some dave’s insanity sauce, or the stuff that was more powerful than insanity sauce...I thought it was rated at 1,000,000 scovell units; I think these ratings are subjective though- the measuring process is not exactly scientific.

Thank God I was alone. I poured it into a soup spoon and ate the thing. I starting breathing heavy, lost eyesight- I assume by closing my eyes, lost control of myself which included stripping off my clothes to reduce the heat in my body. A few minutes later I regained composure and got myself out of the fetal position on my couch, and put my shirt and pants back on.

I bought it to work and asked everyone if they wanted some “hot” hot sauce. A guy without a lot of brains put it on his plate, dipped a piece of chicken in it and ate. He went into a stare...a deep stare. A few minutes later I looked over and that guy was still staring with beads of sweat running down the sides of his head and neck. I'll give him this, he was composed.

29 posted on 07/31/2007 1:17:36 PM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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To: Yo-Yo
Then my wife bought me a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce. Apparently I'm just a big wimp.

Ditto. That stuff is explosive. I still have the same bottle I bought about 5 years ago. It makes tobasco sauce seem like sugar water in comparison.

36 posted on 07/31/2007 1:36:53 PM PDT by Hacksaw (Appalachian by the grace of God! Montani Semper Liberi)
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Years ago my dad bought a bottle of hot sauce similar to that and he dipped the end of a toothpick (a very tiny bit) in the cap and I licked it. It was the hottest thing I ever tasted. My mouth was on fire for the next hour or so. It was horrible. I was sweatin' bullets.

My mouth was on fire! It was like Tabasco sauce x100.

39 posted on 07/31/2007 1:40:36 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Yo-Yo
Then my wife bought me a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Try some Mad Dog sometime. Dave's is ketchup in comparison...........

46 posted on 07/31/2007 2:40:52 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Yo-Yo
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47 posted on 07/31/2007 2:54:28 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude ()...temporarily out of service ....()
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To: Yo-Yo
I had a bottle of

I finally had to throw it out. No one could eat it. 1 drop would be enough for people to call it quits

55 posted on 07/31/2007 6:03:53 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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