Posted on 07/27/2007 5:56:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
I wonder how many false positives the Cat O’Death has?
I’ll have to check that one out when I get home from work.....
So a young Jewish kid goes off to college, insisting to make his own way.
Proudly, his dad let’s his son “struggle” a little bit, learning a valuable lesson of life. However, after a few months of not hearing from the boy, the dad calls to check up on junior.
“Son?”, asks the dad, “Is there anything you need?”
Struggling a bit with college science lab costs the boy replies, “Well, I could use $5 for a guinea pig.”
The dad replies, “Son! Why don’t you get yourself a nice Jewish girl instead!!!”
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Caption of a cartoon I saw in the Brandeis student newspaper, “But, Mom! Shiksas are for practice!”
Mrs VS
I have no idea how they do this:
TYPE IN a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead etc. and...it’s also very cute if you type in a command that’s not recognized...!!
Make sure you type in “Kiss” too, but do it last.
http://www.idodogtricks.com:80/index_flash.html
Damn Tomkow how do you think of this LOLOLOL!
Hey Tomkow what you call US Navy man who keep taking KGB agent Vodka
Sorry, all, for the snarky school comment.
We're having a bad morning.
That’d be me squished to her shoe since I am fairly short.
Drats!
Okers.
Gotta break 100...at least.... ;)
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