[JohnCliftn]

This article is Balderdash.
People did not domesticate cats.
Cats domesticated people.

[DancesWithCats]

This article is Balderdash. People did not domesticate cats. Cats domesticated people.

Domesticated,

Masticated,

Folded, spindled, mutilated.

Agitated, Aggravated, and ... relegated to the subservient role of obedient drone.

I, cat owner, thus live my life.