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To: Monkey Face

I plan to run on the treadmill after lunch. It will only be 80-ish in the house :-).

We were pretty busy yesterday! This afternoon we have Pat’s gymnastics class.


607 posted on 08/07/2007 5:54:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Vancouver. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding cake.”


608 posted on 08/07/2007 6:00:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? ~~ Gallagher)
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