LOL! What does he eat besides crickets? Flies? Ants?
Maybe one of the Boy Scouts will take him before your vacation.
That’s the problem. All the information we can find says he should eat crickets (as small as possible, or they’d eat him), but he doesn’t seem to be eating any. On the other hand, as tiny as he is, he could be nibbling bits so small that we can’t tell. The thing’s about as long as my little finger (mostly tail) and the thickness of a pencil lead.