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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; rottndog; Aloysius88; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; windcliff; darkangel82; ...

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,

“I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit”

“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”

George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin,.... “How about a quickie this morning?”

“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims. “How rude! You’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton!”

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..........

“It’s pronounced, ‘Quiche’.”


1,762 posted on 08/22/2007 6:26:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face
Funny...

Still alive kiddos. Just not a lot of time to spend online these days. Still no job. Bunch of family drama. The usual.

Gotta run, but here's a shot of the kids...


1,764 posted on 08/22/2007 6:43:15 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


1,765 posted on 08/22/2007 6:43:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Private pay or private charity - live it, learn it, love it!)
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