Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
“I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”
George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin,.... “How about a quickie this morning?”
“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims. “How rude! You’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton!”
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..........
“It’s pronounced, ‘Quiche’.”
Still alive kiddos. Just not a lot of time to spend online these days. Still no job. Bunch of family drama. The usual.
Gotta run, but here's a shot of the kids...
LOL!