[DCBryan1]

My nephews are always brawling over the controllers!

FOR GOODNESS SAKES! HIDE THE STEAK KNIVES!

[BurbankKarl]

I keep telling them they have to walk slowly during the Cabellas game....but they dont have the patience.

[2Jedismom]

I once chased my little brother around the house with a butter knife. Just for fun, thought it was funny. After a while I put it away and went and laid down on my stomach to watch TV. I was around 12 or 13. He was probably around 8 years old.

He came in with my dad's belt and whipped the buckle end across my back like you would not believe. I was wearing a halter top.

Raised a black welt on my back like I'd been horse-whipped! That learned me! Heh heh!

[Doctor Raoul]

We need a one steak knife a month Knife Control Law in Pennsylvania.