“One time he started grabbing pews and screaming “help me. She’s gonna spank me” as I hauled him to the bathroom. “
One of my friends had a daughter whose kindergarten had an Officer Friendly out to speak with the kids. He told them that if someone tried to snatch them, they needed to start yellng, “This is not my mother! I don’t know this person!”
Well, little princess acted up when she was at the mall with her mom, and her mom started to take her out to the car for a little attitude adjustment.
Guess what little princess started yelling.
I do that drill with my grandkids.
LOL! Kids.