[Eric Blair 2084]

Fantasy Football is like crack. I won’t do it.

If I did, I would kick all of your asses.

Plus, my wife and kids would never see me again. I don’t want to hear any trash talk from the lesser intellects here. You might force me to join :-)

[GraniteStateConservative]

Fantasy Football is like crack. I won’t do it.

If I did, I would kick all of your asses.

Plus, my wife and kids would never see me again. I don’t want to hear any trash talk from the lesser intellects here. You might force me to join :-)

We understand. You have an appointment with your gynecologist and it's hard to read fantasy football magazines while you're in stirrups. Reading Cosmo Girl probably gets your competitive juices flowing just fine.

[CONSERVE]

So the Wife told you no huh?

I’m in