[Bon mots]

It sucks to be sir Elton. Can you imagine being the lucky fellow to wake up with that every morning??

Reggie honey,I’m feeling randy!

Actually, Reggie was his lyricist. His 'wife' is a guy by the name of Mark Furnish or somesuch.

Speaking of which, he has realized that he is at risk of contracting botulism.
You see, you can get botulism from ... er... old meat in a can.

[4yearlurker]

Isn’t Elton’s real name Reginald Dwight? Maybe I have it turned around. Anyway I was going off Elton’s real name.