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Crybaby Elton John has hissy fit over 200 yard walk!
This Is London (via Drugereport.com) ^
| 7/3/07
Posted on 07/04/2007 6:58:19 AM PDT by cold666pack
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
He walks like a duck with a twinkie up his butt.
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posted on
07/04/2007 7:47:51 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Or maybe its, he walks like a “twinkie” with a duck up his butt.
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posted on
07/04/2007 7:48:05 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: cold666pack
Perhaps EJ may want to contact Paris Hilton for some counseling sessions regarding anger management and hissy fits!
63
posted on
07/04/2007 7:49:45 AM PDT
by
PastaMan
To: cold666pack
What is it with Elton and dead blondes?
64
posted on
07/04/2007 7:49:53 AM PDT
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: kittymyrib
The problem is that his immense talent is wasted on someone with his repugnant personality.
65
posted on
07/04/2007 7:53:58 AM PDT
by
Borges
To: 4yearlurker
It sucks to be sir Elton. Can you imagine being the lucky fellow to wake up with that every morning?? Reggie honey,I’m feeling randy!
Actually, Reggie was his lyricist. His 'wife' is a guy by the name of Mark Furnish or somesuch.
Speaking of which, he has realized that he is at risk of contracting botulism.
You see, you can get botulism from ... er... old meat in a can.
66
posted on
07/04/2007 7:54:51 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: cold666pack
Elton has to be the world's biggest....
And it looks like Big Bird left a dropping on his outfit.
To: Bon mots
Isn’t Elton’s real name Reginald Dwight? Maybe I have it turned around. Anyway I was going off Elton’s real name.
68
posted on
07/04/2007 8:01:00 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(Liberals, A terrorists best friend!)
To: TexasCajun
heh heh. thats a good one!
69
posted on
07/04/2007 8:01:22 AM PDT
by
cold666pack
("I run this town. You're all just a bunch of low-income nobodies!" Mayor Quimby)
To: Spiff
To: Mercat
how about the lady with tiny hands and feet that is suing mcdonalds for 4 million cuz one of its not so bright employees was kinda ignorant to her/ talk about exploiting a situation.
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posted on
07/04/2007 8:03:11 AM PDT
by
cold666pack
("I run this town. You're all just a bunch of low-income nobodies!" Mayor Quimby)
To: cold666pack
"Don't you know who I am?"
One of the munchkins from the "Wizard of Oz"?
72
posted on
07/04/2007 8:06:17 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: dragonblustar
oh my god, that is the biggest pussy i have ever seen! i would have to run away if i saw that thing coming towards me. holy sh*t!
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posted on
07/04/2007 8:09:06 AM PDT
by
cold666pack
("I run this town. You're all just a bunch of low-income nobodies!" Mayor Quimby)
To: 4yearlurker
Isn’t Elton’s real name Reginald Dwight? Maybe I have it turned around. Anyway I was going off Elton’s real name.Oh, you're right!
I was thinking of his wife - David Furnish. His lyricist was Bernie Taupin I think... or something like that. It's been a long time...
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posted on
07/04/2007 8:09:37 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: mountn man
Or maybe its, he walks like a “twinkie” with a duck up his butt. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably is ... a gerbil!
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posted on
07/04/2007 8:11:48 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: cold666pack
"Don't you know who I am?"Typical
Lefty
To: Moonman62
To: cold666pack
Who threw up on his sleeve?
Or did a seagull happen to fly over?
78
posted on
07/04/2007 8:52:55 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: kittymyrib
On the bright side, this over-rated, under-talented freak will not be reproducing.No, he can't reproduce, but he probably believes he has a right to adopt your child and raise him as his own.
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posted on
07/04/2007 8:56:32 AM PDT
by
tioga
(I'll take Duncan Hunter or Fred Thompson for President. Pick one.)
To: shield
And the miracle is this, God loves Elton John anyhow.
Praying for his soul.
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