Oh, absolutely.
My response was dedicated to my useless coworker, who is about to get my stapler up her nose.
When people say “government employee” and roll their eyes, she’s who they’re talking about.
Make it an Archer brand T-50 stapler with upholstery staples.
And zap on the top edge of the right shoulderblade.
Don’t ask how I know about what that is like, many already know how.