[Quix]

Were you born assaultively cheeky or did you get your PhD in it?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Guilty as charged on both counts.

But seriously, don't mind me. I'm just waiting for the mothership. My space contact told me it will be a magnificent, glittering vehicle to behold to carry me across the Cosmos. Oddly enough, when he sent me a picture, it looked an awful lot like a 1973 Ford Pinto.