May not hide the sadness, but it does hide the salami.
Not according to some reports.
Got it flaunt it seems to be the passion.
And who ever heard about quiet modest pride at such a parade! ??
One would think that donkey equipment would be . . . sufficiently . . . self-esteem affirming . . .
But nooooooooooooooooo . . . they gotta add sequins, rainbow colors and fake fur in barely strategic places . . .
Evidently sizeable equipment and artful skills are not enough.
Gotta demand the whole world applaud else they are considered phobic.
Sheesh.