This isn’t real life, this is fantasy. If this were real life, I’d be sleeping right now.
Actually, I am asleep and I’m using my telekenetic powers to type. I’m talented that way.
Must mean you have short fingers.
Long fingers get all tangled in such situations . . .
or so I’m told. But I don’t know much about the sources.
But be careful . . . you might need your fingers for other things, too.
Then there’s that rumor that some folks fingers in such contexts go wandering off on their own . . .
some of them showing up in the most embarrassing locations.
In one case, a middle finger was stuck up the nose of a pig to the 2nd knuckle.
Just be careful. We need ALL our FREEPER buddies to maintain all their fingers in working order . . .
Gotta have plenty of ability to give Shrillery . . .
the . . . uhhhh . . . finger.