Yo, Matt!! Think you can milk this for all it’s worth???
The teachers shouldn’t have given these awards publicly, just
to themselves, yes, but my goodness, it’s not like the child will be traumatized for eternity, let’s get some free bucks from the school system to make up for our lack of parenting skills, okey dokey mom and dad?!
Hope Matt’s learned his lesson and next year will win “Best Behaved Student in 7th Grade!”
Don’t worry, they’ll just put him on the “juice”.