607 posted on 06/08/2007 9:46:19 PM EDT by GovernmentIsTheProblem
But she'd enjoy that.
Oh please. DUI Sept 2006. She gets probation. Jan 15, 2007, driving on a suspended license, she gets a warning and signs a statement that she understands she can't drive. At that point, what RESPONSIBLE ADULT wouldn't take a taxi or get a driver?! Paris Hilton. Then she gets sentenced for the second driving while suspended. Cries constantly in jail. "She cries all day," a source told the publication. "She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.".
At what point do you expect this self-centered 26 yr old to behave like a responsible adult instead of weeping in court and crying "Mommy!".
606 posted on 06/08/2007 9:42:12 PM EDT by DJ MacWoW
It's obvious she needs a good driver with knowledge of the LA highways and extensive experience evading the criminal justice system. A good Bronco chase scene toward the Mexico border would provide some much needed comic relief from the sob story angle and it would give Greta van Sustren something to do. It's a win-win-win situation.