[pabianice]

But... but... primitive people were, you know, so close to nature and everything and spent their time dancing and throwing flowers at one another as they celebrated the primitiveness of their lives. How could this happen??

[Wallace T.]

Of course, Oetzi was a white male, so all the cliches about primitive man being in touch with nature are not applicable, as he was obviously a proto-racist, proto-sexist, proto-homophobic despoiler of the environment wannabe.