Heh! I’ll promise to vote for you if you win! Not sure, however, have anything I can do for you online? Nothing freaky...
I take care of my business on line personally, I buy my own camera's without concern, and well, I can't think of anything that you could do for me in return that I can't take care of myself.
If the camera purchase is a financial issue perhaps a government grant for education in sketching as taught by a carnival sketcher is possible.
I hope my recommendation is worthy of consideration and my efforts in helping you are shown to be an asset to your personal promotion. ; )