[Keith in Iowa]

Then there's the mathmatical proof that women are evil:

Ok ...ok

Everyone knows Women are Time and Money

Women = Time x Money

Everyone knows Time IS Money

Time = Money

Therefore:
Women = Money x Money (or money squared)

Everyone knows Money is the root of all evil

Money = Square root of all Evil = (all Evil)^0.5

Therefore:
Women = The square of the square root of {all evil}

Women = ((all Evil)^0.5)2

The square of the square root of anything is simply equal to itself....

Therefore Women = all Evil

Mathematical proof....

[SlapHappyPappy]

Except if women are time and money you get:

Women=time+money

not

Women=time*money

Now if we add that every minute spent with a woman costs us, we get

women=time*money.

[Sopater]

Everyone knows Money is the root of all evil

Actually, its the "love of money" that is the root of all evil.

For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil, and some by longing for it have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. -1 Timothy 6:10

I'll leave the math up to someone else...