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(WEIRD) Pandas Shown Porn to Stimulate Sex for Reproduction
Breaking News ^ | Monday, April 30 2007 | Mills

Posted on 04/30/2007 2:17:53 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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"Chuang Chuang -- whose name means 'clever'..."

Well, "Chuang Chuang" can't be too "clever" if he can't even figure out how to put his part A into "Lin Hui's" part B.

There are species of invertebrates that can figure out how this process works...but the stupid pandas cannot.

Pandas are definitely freaks of nature...a species that was surely unintended.

They are stupid worthless beasts. What purpose do pandas serve? We should just let natural selection take over and then we'll be rid of this useless species in ten years.

I'll bet that panda meat tastes great after its been on the grille though...

1 posted on 04/30/2007 2:17:57 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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Pandas and sex education... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
2 posted on 04/30/2007 2:18:44 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Pandas and sex education... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
3 posted on 04/30/2007 2:19:11 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows

ping :) :) :)


4 posted on 04/30/2007 2:19:34 PM PDT by bamahead (I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me -- E.W. Howe)
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Photo of the pandas with no survival instinct... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
5 posted on 04/30/2007 2:20:02 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

did it ever occur to anyone that Chuang Chuang has a different orientation and may not have any interest in the female of his species for that reason??????

What provisions are being made for GLBT pandas?

They are being homophobic if they just assume you can put together a male and a female of a given species and assume that mating will occur.


6 posted on 04/30/2007 2:20:51 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: DogByte6RER
Won't the porn make him
turn violent and flip out in
a panda rampage?

7 posted on 04/30/2007 2:21:11 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: DogByte6RER
...Shown Porn to Stimulate Sex for Reproduction

It's all cute with the Pandas but try it at home and ...?

/s and /h

8 posted on 04/30/2007 2:22:02 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Even when they are successful mating they adults often don’t know what to do with the young and wind up killing them.


9 posted on 04/30/2007 2:22:08 PM PDT by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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“PANDAS MUST DIE!”

From the song “Pandas” by Corky and the Juice Pigs...

Pandas - Debut Album

Sound clip from this song (.wav format)

White and black, the friendly bears of China

White and black, they rarely reproduce

What shall be done about these Chinese bears?

What shall be done about these friendly bears?

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Yay!

Why should we save them?

What good do they do?

Have you ever seen a panda

Do something good for you?

They can’t wear t-shirts,

They can’t bounce basketballs

They can’t walk tightropes

Over Niagra Falls

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

You fat bastard!

All endangered species

Leave endangered feces

If you knew how bad they smelled

You would gladly take their pelt

If we kill them all

We can have more parking lots

We can have small couches

Made of little ocelots

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

http://kimberlychapman.com/corky/pandas.html


10 posted on 04/30/2007 2:22:26 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Now they won’t be able to get the pandas off the internet.


11 posted on 04/30/2007 2:22:44 PM PDT by Sender ("She is the friendly face of America; where Condi frowns, Nancy smiles." (Syria))
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To: DogByte6RER

dunno. They look like they are getting a little frisky in that pic.

This will be an interesting thread :-))


12 posted on 04/30/2007 2:23:40 PM PDT by Canticle_of_Deborah (tired of voting for the lesser of two evils)
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To: DogByte6RER
I suggest a nice bottle of wine, some candles and a Barry White CD.
13 posted on 04/30/2007 2:23:42 PM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: Sender
Lin Hui,/i>

I think it actually means sticky keyboard?

14 posted on 04/30/2007 2:23:57 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Getting down to the “bear” essentials


15 posted on 04/30/2007 2:24:26 PM PDT by clamper1797 (The Democrats are the party of bread & circuses)
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To: DogByte6RER

Oh the Hugh Manatee....!!!

Teaching them HUMANALITY.....!!!!


16 posted on 04/30/2007 2:24:58 PM PDT by JB in Whitefish
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17 posted on 04/30/2007 2:25:20 PM PDT by beeber (stuned)
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To: DogByte6RER

“They are stupid worthless beasts. What purpose do pandas serve? We should just let natural selection take over and then we’ll be rid of this useless species in ten years.”


Hell, maybe we can deal with metrosexual urbanites the same way!
Don’t take this personal, unless you have no choice!


18 posted on 04/30/2007 2:26:16 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

19 posted on 04/30/2007 2:28:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Eats, shoots and leaves...


20 posted on 04/30/2007 2:30:02 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
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