How to prepare for alien invasion

Reuters via Yahoo! ^ | Wednesday, April 25, 2007 | Scott Hillis

[WhiteGuy]

How to prepare for alien invasion..............

Claim that it’s a “guest worker program” ???

[Sam Cree]

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[weegee]

Islamic theocracy would collapse if only we could export liberalism. A Middle Eastern ACLU to fight all traces of Mosque and State.

[Publius6961]

A couple of oldies but goodies, for anyone with a few hours to spare, a good imagination and an open mind.

Lucifer's Hammer, for a discussion of how humans will react to a world-wide catastrophe.
Footfall for a possible scenario of invasion by an unexpected species, and humanity's reaction to it.

Reality and imagination operate in two distinctly different universes. The periodic statment that there must be a few planets suitable for life, meaning, provincially, life like us, is meaningless. We can't even imagine what other forms of life might exist, so like the drunk who lost his car keys, we keep looking under the street light, because the light is better there.

As a final thought, speculation is entertaining, but there are lots of serious and real problems that we need to deal with. Sooner rather than later.
Extra-terrestrial life is waaay down on the list of things I worry about.

[weegee]

Robots yes. Refrigerators no.

[null and void]

Klaatu...

[Lokibob]

Alien #1 (talking to a gas pump) “Take us to your leader”

Alien #2: “This guy looks mean”

Alien #1: “ Take us to your leader or I will blast you”

Alien #2: “I wouldn’t do that chief”.

Alien #1: “Nope, I’m going to blast him” (he does and the gas pump explodes)

Alien #1: “ Wow, how did you know he was so mean?”

Alien #2: “ Anybody with his sex organ wrapped around his feet twice and stuck in his ear has GOT to be mean”.

....Bob

[Momaw Nadon]

Great book recommendations!

I have read both.

[gondramB]

>>Exploring the galaxies Americans refuse to explore- that’ll do it!;)<<

Damn funny.

[Quix]

Thanks, will check it out.

[sonic109]

“It’s a wonderful idea that has no basis in reality,”
Just like their ideas

[Quix]

Am at the college without my copy of the list.

Can you please ping the list. If not, will get to it later tonight.

LUB,

[advertising guy]

one can romp with a book ?

batterys ?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Our only hope is that they’re here for the coffee and chocolate, and that we can grow enough to supply both them and us...”

See my tagline. I’m not sharing! ;)

[null and void]

I actually thought of you when I posted that...

[Kellis91789]

Here’s a simple math exercise for you:

Suppose aliens come and want Earth intact but kill off all the troublesome humans. How big a hole would they need for a mass grave big enough to dump every body on Earth into ?

[Quix]

Sounds to me like another example of the incrimental preparations of the world populace by the globalist puppet masters for the world to face von Braun’s predicted war with ET that in 1974 he said was scheduled after the scheduled wars with terrorists and Iraq.

[Toskrin]

Of course, if it looks like the aliens are going to win, you could always destroy the Earth:

http://qntm.org/destroy

[Quix]

They HAVE been doing so for decades . . . along with too many GOP, too.

Idiot traitorous globalists!

[Quix]

Of course, there is a lot of evidence to suggest that the many so called ET races are either mostly or exclusively fallen angels/watchers—part of the 1/3 of the angels who allied with satan when he was kicked out of God’s Heaven.