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Drunk Man Parks Horse in German Bank
AP via MyWay News ^
Posted on 04/24/2007 3:44:41 PM PDT by verum ago
BERLIN (AP) - An early-morning German bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse already in line at the automatic teller machine in front of him. It seems the horse's owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had a bit too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank's heated foyer, police said Tuesday.
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the picture at the link just cracks me up for some reason
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:44:42 PM PDT
by
verum ago
To: verum ago
Horses are some of the sanest people I know.
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:47:12 PM PDT
by
Publius
(A = A)
To: verum ago
Caption it!
“What alcohol problem?”
“A horse, of course!”
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:47:49 PM PDT
by
Wiseghy
("You want to break this army? Then break your word to it.")
To: verum ago
Geeeee Wilbur
To: Publius
Horses are some of the sanest people I know.
I'm sure the horse was more than content to just sit in the heated foyer
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:50:38 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: Publius; HairOfTheDog; AnAmericanMother
Horses are some of the sanest people I know.You know the old line about horse sense.
Ping!
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:52:42 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: verum ago
forget the horse and drunk rider,the bank was open at 4 a.m. ?
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:54:12 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
To: verum ago
“Wilbur, it’s time to get up; there’s some folks here to see you...”
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:54:18 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: verum ago
I have to see a man about a horse.
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:56:48 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: Old Professer
“Wilbur, it’s time to get up; there’s some folks here to see you...”Oh the richness of 60s pop culture!
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posted on
04/24/2007 3:59:05 PM PDT
by
jimfree
(A horse is a horse of course, of course...)
To: advertising guy
No! The vestibule is open 24 hours because there’s an ATM in the vestibule. Havn’t you ever used an ATM before?
I think in america, they would’ve arrested him for something. I’ve heard of people getting arrested for riding a bicycle drunk. They still consider it drunk driving.
To: verum ago; leda
So...let us count the laws he would have been charged with violating, in the American Capitol...
Having a Horse
Having a Horse in a Bank
Public Intoxication
DWI (On a Horse)
Loitering
Vagrancy
Tresspass
Tresspass of the Horse
..and I am sure a few others.
The German police “sent him on his way.”
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:01:12 PM PDT
by
patton
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
To: verum ago
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:02:46 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: verum ago; mikrofon; martin_fierro
"Ich bin ein BURRRliner."
To: verum ago
At least the man didn’t ride drunk.
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:04:53 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: mamelukesabre
here in America I have never seen a vestibule, just a machine flush to an outside wall
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:09:02 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
To: patton
betcha theres some sort of charge/fine for
the horse’s “deposit on the carpet” too ;)
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:10:45 PM PDT
by
leda
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
To: verum ago; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:11:37 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Ich bin ein Wiesenheimer)
To: patton
Destruction of property
traveling without proof of vaccination
animal not on a leash
Animal cruelties
To: CindyDawg
Yes. Good thing we live in the land of the Free!
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posted on
04/24/2007 4:17:55 PM PDT
by
patton
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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