Even talking about fruitcake [clunk!] whoa... where am I? Uh, it’s just too traumatic.
You know those fruitcakes in a tin that people give as presents?
I bet you didn’t know that there are only 273 of them in the entire world. It’s a fact. They are simply re-wrapped and given as presents to some unfortunate holder in due course who then has to pass them on the next year.