Nobody in this sad story, however, can beat Howard Stern as a villain. Looking over the posts, he conjures up many different images for people: a goat; lizard; parasite; tape worm; double murderer; repulsive; ogre; the devil; sociopath; freeloader; drug pusher; brainwasher; paranoid schizophrenic; oozing evil; geek; wimp; ugly; hook nose (for Jamie of Court TV); control freak; freak; mumble brain (or was that Perper); Judge Milstein's squeeze; sadistic.
I am sure I have missed many more. These I just redalled off the top of my head.
Everyone agrees (or nearly everyone) agrees he is NOT: lovable; a babe magnet; handsome; honorable; heroic; Danielynn's father; Anna Nicole's boyfriend; college football player; macho man.
Hahahahhahahahahaha!
Memo to myself to add the following to list of terms Howard Stern evokes: toad; flunky and baggage boy (Anna Nicole's terms for him); dark aura; the Backward Walker