I do declare we've hit rock bottom on this thread resorting to talk about cookies and spices and kitchen organization. But- maybe not. We could go lower. Wanna try? Have we gone into draperies yet? How bout those curly cue light bulbs?
And no! I won't do KP, sod! You can throw me in the brig, but i won't do it. No no no!
“”””And no! I won’t do KP, sod! You can throw me in the brig, but i won’t do it. No no no!”””
But you are so experienced;)
How about cleaning closets?
ACCCCKKKKKK! I scared myself!!!!
Here's a rock bottom moment....Many moons ago when I was first married, every Monday I would put the record albums away in alphabetical order. I also used to make hospital corners on the bed, and use a toothbrush on the baseboards. For my spice cabinet(thank the Lord it hides behind a door), I have a jumble of pickle jars and little plastic containers with hand written labels on them. New Mexico Chile powder, paprika, and cayenne all look alike. After damn near killing all of us, I took some time to transfer the spices from the clothespin secured cellophane bags, to permanent containers. I've turned into such a slob....
Chairman, board members, esteemed members of the Firm. I tried to do my part to reduce my carbon footprint by switching where possible, to curly cue bulbs. However, to my consternation and dilemma, I discovered that in the very important bath vanity, they can't create the ambiance of a good old-fashioned oversized globe. Instead they just looked like sideways curly cue things rudely sticking out of the mirror. And not even pink!...and I don't care, what "they" say, they do not last any longer either :(
I therefore propose, a motion be immediately drafted, affirming that our God-given right to retain our cherished oversized globes shall not be denied, carbon footprint and curly cue things be damned. Thank you very much. Sincerely, Blu