Did you read today’s post at artharris.com? WTF????
www.artharris.com/
“So, despite Ford’s rebel yapping that Stern’s a squatter, he’s still living there…and appears to be the legal frontrunner, according to tea leaves I’m reading from a Bahamian judge.”
UH...HUH??? You mean HKS actually has a GOOD chance of gaining ownership of Horizons WITHOUT paying one thin dime on the mortgage?? That freakin’ AMAZES me!! Is the whole “G. Ben gave the house to ANS as a GIFT” defense really going to PREVAIL for HKS?? I am flabbergasted! I’m also REALLY happy that I am not rich, bc I might have made the same mistake and offered to help out a friend in need, as G. Ben did for Anna, with the FULL intention of being paid back!! Pardon my crudeness, but all I can say about that is, Anna MUST have been one HELL of a GOOD F__K, and I certainly hope G. Ben enjoyed it, to the tune of over a million dollars!!! AMAZING! Just plain AMAZING! Although, I guess this could just be the HKS Team ‘painting a pretty picture’....hopefully, it’s not true.
Here’s another excerpt from today’s post at artharris.com:
“Anna’s estate probate attorney, Bruce Ross, tells me it’s also logical to file first in California since that’s where Anna battled to collect on an $88 million ruling in her favor from the estate of her late husband, Howard Marshall; Aher eventual share could be far more if she wins-maybe a half billion dollars, depending on the mediation. Howard K. Stern has been named administrator to pursue that case for the estate as well, a case he’s been quarterbacking since 1996.”
Quarterbacking? Good to know HKS’s ol’ football injury (the one he is prescribed narcotics for) hasn’t kept him down! He’ll take one for the team any day...TEAM STERN, that is!! The funny thing is that a good portion of the “Marshall Case” took place in Texas, and HKS is not a member of the Texas bar, so WHO was ‘quarterbacking’ for that part? I’m assuming that BMOC Stern was ‘red-shirted’ for that portion of the ‘Marshall Case’!! LOL!!
Seriously, you gotta LOVE Bruce Ross and the way he speaks...he can tie in HKS’s old football experience and he can use the word ‘marshall’ to describe EVERY aspect of HKS’s being!! I can’t wait to hear him announce that HKS has been appointed as the temporary ‘Special Marshall’ for the “Marshall Case”!
*****TOUCHDOWN by Stern in the final minutes of the last quarter WINS the game!********
—Cut to sideline— showing Larry in his cheerleading uniform, pom-poms in the air, yelling “Stern, Stern, he’s own ‘MAN’, if he can’t do it, chloral hydrate CAN!”
GO TEAM STERN GO!!
—Cut to me— gagging incessantly!!
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I’m disgusted with the way things are going in this case, can you tell??
Ya know, with *some* of the legal types, I can parse their statements and see the lies pretty clearly.
With TV people, which is what this Art Harris is (and I apologize for contaminating our thread with his tripe yesterday - it was the first thing in print about the will petitions and it was so outré that it caught me off-guard), they just bald-face lie and don’t bother to wrap any truth molecules inside.
Let’s see, *if* a Bahamian judge really talked to him, which I don’t believe one did, but *if* so, it must be the uncle of that attorney Stern “engaged” for the paternity appeal and forgot to tell him to cancel it. A bigger judge (a SCOTIBA, I guess you would say, lol) has already censured that judge for talking to the media about ANS things, so I’m gonna guess that’s who it might be.
OK. Then the Marshall marshalling - you did see that Bruce Ross said yesterday that $88 million award is a judgment they just have to collect? Yeah, right. And this guy thinks that just maybe the dead Anna Nicole will get $500 million IN MEDIATION? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
To begin with the $88 million was appealed. I’m sure Howie’s team knows what an appeal is! One of their favorite things. You just appeal and appeal and appeal and keep on appealing into oblivion. (That’s the only time the word *appealing* is ever used in conjunction with anything HKS-related!)
When *they* have an appeal in the works or even if they’ve filed one, they *always* make sure to say that about whatever victory the *other guy* won. They just laugh and say “riiigght, we’re appealing!” Then people think “oh, that’s been cancelled out.” Well, guess what - the $88 mil has been “stayed,” too.
And they are loving throwing out that word “mediation” to make it sound like they’re sitting down with Pierce Marshall’s widow and having tea to discuss whether they should fly together to the Koch Industries board meetings or go in separate planes in case something happens to one of them.
The absurdity of ALL of this is that it derived from ANS’s hare-brained bankruptcy case to begin with! Why don’t they ever go back to that? As usual, she was trying to get out of paying her bills and a big judgment when somebody thought maybe she should have included that pie-in-the-sky Marshall money in her assets.
A decade later, here they still are. The bankruptcy itself was discharged years ago (altho, it would be funny if they *could* come back on her for that one $850,000 charge, if nothing else, to cancel out the minimal CA asset value in the estate and put it into the red).
And as far as HKS being “named the administrator” - by whom? By the probate attorney *he* hired for Anna? Guess what. A COURT has to “name” the adminstrators and executors - and no hearing has happened yet - that’s what the petition is asking and will be heard on June 19.
Stern the quarterback? Oh, ha. That’s what they call whichever lawyer got the short straw way back when and had to baby-sit the berzerko client until her death? That’s usually the water boy.
Reminds me of myself in the 5th grade when the teacher made me the “coordinator” of the class play. She played it all up and said it was the most important job, blah blah blah, yada yada yada - but it was only because I couldn’t sing and she didn’t know what else to do with me.